Thursday, April 25, 2013


(In a conversation concerning a misrepresentation of the Quadrilateral)

"That makes us roll the dice"
"We can't roll dice.  We're Methodist"

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Emory vs. Duke

"Someone put Duke and Emory in the same category. I thought, 'Really?!' That's like saying Ohio State is like Michigan to a Michigan alum."-Professor

Monday, April 15, 2013

Freudian Slips

"There are only two things considered infallible by the Roman Catholic Church: The immaculate deception..."-3rd year MDiv

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Free Food

"I always miss the free food at Candler. Its like I walk in and hear, 'Wow, that was some great lobster.'"- overheard from a 2nd yr

Saturday, April 6, 2013

College students, grad students, and anyone with a job in Atlanta enjoying free concerts this weekend:

Seminary Students this weekend:

(On a Saturday Night) "I just quoted both Jesus Christ Superstar AND the Lutheran version of the Nicene Creed in my systematics paper...  Saturday nights used to be a lot cooler before I started seminary."-2nd Year MDiv