Gambling

(In a conversation concerning a misrepresentation of the Quadrilateral)

"That makes us roll the dice"
"We can't roll dice.  We're Methodist"

Emory vs. Duke

"Someone put Duke and Emory in the same category. I thought, 'Really?!' That's like saying Ohio State is like Michigan to a Michigan alum."-Professor

Freudian Slips

"There are only two things considered infallible by the Roman Catholic Church: The immaculate deception..."-3rd year MDiv

When someone at Candler interchanges evangelical with fundamentalist

Free Food

"I always miss the free food at Candler. Its like I walk in and hear, 'Wow, that was some great lobster.'"- overheard from a 2nd yr

College students, grad students, and anyone with a job in Atlanta enjoying free concerts this weekend:

Seminary Students this weekend:

(On a Saturday Night) "I just quoted both Jesus Christ Superstar AND the Lutheran version of the Nicene Creed in my systematics paper...  Saturday nights used to be a lot cooler before I started seminary."-2nd Year MDiv

How HT tests feel