Finals Week... We're almost at the end...

For those that still have one or two left, here's a present from Mayjean:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/the-33-stages-of-finals-week-a078

Overheard

"I don't want to be a theologian. I basically just want to be a sacramental pez dispenser."-Overheard by 3rd year MDiv

When people are cheering in the halls of CST that they're finished, and I still have papers due

Gambling

(In a conversation concerning a misrepresentation of the Quadrilateral)

"That makes us roll the dice"
"We can't roll dice.  We're Methodist"

Emory vs. Duke

"Someone put Duke and Emory in the same category. I thought, 'Really?!' That's like saying Ohio State is like Michigan to a Michigan alum."-Professor

Freudian Slips

"There are only two things considered infallible by the Roman Catholic Church: The immaculate deception..."-3rd year MDiv

When someone at Candler interchanges evangelical with fundamentalist