Overheard

"Josephus was an ancient Snookie: everyone loved to hate him, and everyone knew who he was."

Overheard

"shagaga?... Sounds like the fun kind of sin!" 

In ST501 about a Hebrew word for unintentional sin found in Numbers

(Submitted by 3rd year MDiv)

Why don't you know anything?!

Overheard at Candler:
Guy: "I hate small groups!"
Girl: "Yeah! Me too! I don't learn anything!"

Dead Horse?

Student "I don't wanna beat a dead horse here, but..."
Professor "Well there might be some life in it yet that you could beat out of it"

What's That language again?

At Candler we do REAL. Con Ed. is real. It lasts 2 years. Greek however can only last 1 and is not required. Thus, Greek is not REAL.

Knowing the bible.

Don't feel bad all the time if you don't know the verse when a professor asks if anyone happens to know a random bible verse. It's ok.

Baptism?

"If you don't get baptized you're going to heaven!" Slip up by TA

Hoping for Eschaton

Overheard at Candler: 3rd year Mdiv "I prayed for the Eschaton last night" in relation to Systematics Paper

Candler 5 o'clock Friday

Best thing about it being 5:00 somewhere is that at candler we cross the time space continuum and Friday at 5 is really Thursday at 2:20.