Friday, December 14, 2012

What's the page limit again?

Anyone else doing this right now?

(PS-This comes from Mary Is My Homegirl.  No plagiarism intended.  But I'm also refusing to use Ms. Turabian more than absolutely necessary today.)

Thursday, December 13, 2012

I don't know how I did on that final, but I sure do know math

Be honest... how many of you calculated out what you needed to make on your final... and then studied based on said calculation?

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Finals Week (Top 10)

Top 10 Signs It's Finals Week:

10-You sent up your first prayer since last semester

9-Your Facebook status updates are under consideration for inclusion in the canon under "2 Lamentations"

8-Girls:You no longer pick on the undergrads for wearing tightsaspants... because you have resorted to leggings and yoga pants as well..  Guys: Your facial hair called... it would like to remind you that it's no longer November

7-It is socially acceptable to keep your hat on during prayer... because even Jesus doesn't want to see what's hiding under there

6-You just discovered Better Than Dear Candler... and it was because you just tried to google "exegesis"

5-The entire student body is dressed more casually than Dr. Johnson

4-Your dog/cat/significant other/child no longer recognizes you

3-You have a gold card at Starbucks... and you just registered your card last week*

2-You have run through all of the TV shows you've been wanting to see for the past 3 years... and the ones you haven't... on Netflix.  And have finally figured out that it's probably time to start studying.

And the number 1 sign it's finals week...

1-You open your books to write a paper and then get distracted by this blog post instead.

Good luck, best wishes, and we'll see you on the other side!

*Gold card: what happens when you use a registered gift card (or iPhone) to pay for Starbucks and buy the equivalent of 30 drinks within a specified time frame

Finals Week

The first 5 minutes of writing a final paper:

And the last 5: